typicalemma:

A Sex Video That Will Surprise You - Girls Going Wild in the Red Light District

brilliant

(Source: feminishblog)

Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”

thatsrocksolid:

slowking:

skyl0ft:

tigermisu:

shelpee:

mightyenas:

MIGHTYCOCK

SHELCOCK    YES

TIGERCOCK

SKYCOCK

COCKKING

COCKSROCKSOLID …mines the best.

Queenofcocks…

(Source: supaspicy)

YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU BROKE MY HEART BECAUSE I HAD A JOB AND WE COULDN’T HANG OUT THAT OFTEN, AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA DATE A GIRL THAT LIVES 2 HOURS AWAY?! FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. SO RATTLED.

  • friend:

    why do you have the same song 10 times on your ipod?

  • me:

    you don't understand there's the original version, new version, acoustic version, and 7 live performances.

ravenousrelentless:

epic-humor:

this is really interesting..

OH MY GOD.

MY MOUTH WAS OPEN THE WHOLE TIME. 

shiiiit

This is too fucking cool.

That is fucking talent

(Source: knightsound)